Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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