girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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