i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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