Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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