I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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