how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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