That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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