took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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