Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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