It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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