you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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