He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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