Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
I need moral support for this bender
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
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