He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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