Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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