If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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