what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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