Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
im calling her cock vulture from now on
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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