used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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