You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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