I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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