Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
