went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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