At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
Randomize
