Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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