Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
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