Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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