I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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