Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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