I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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