I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I have surprise drugs for everyone
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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