There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
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