Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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