Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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