I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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