it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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