I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
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