i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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