At least make sure they are 18
Why
i'm signing you up for texting rehab
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Randomize
