I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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