Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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