like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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