Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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