Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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