WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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