I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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