Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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