My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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