i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
he shaved USA in his pubs
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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