the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
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