My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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